on the road again… | new mexico | roswell October 30, 2015October 23, 2015 jaclyn michelleLeave a comment The aliens are organized. And their headquarters is, obviously, in downtown Roswell. Not quite equal parts legit museum and tourist trap (I’d say 75/25 in favor of museum), the International UFO Museum and Research Center tackles the Roswell incident at Area 51 from all angles, offering evidence for both believer and skeptics alike. One of the cooler features of the International UFO Museum and Research Center: life-size (??) grey aliens, complete with periodic bursts of smoke from a life-size (??) saucer. Wait…Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?!?!?!?!? Yes. This is a reproduction of an alien autopsy. Complete with a Man in Black. I have no words. Interesting business model. I wonder what brings in the most profit? #non-earthlingmarriageequality #spaceloveislove Even McDonald’s is space-craft-shaped. En route from Roswell to Hobbs. How cute is this little dude??? I watched him finish CROSSING THE HIGHWAY en route from Roswell to Hobbs yesterday. Turtle’s got balls. That could be either a metaphorical or literal statement. I didn’t attempt to gender the turtle. Seemed rude. We just met. Also, not really my business. You’d think after living in Roswell and dealing with extraterrestrials, this turtle would be cool with me and my camera… Nope. He was NOT feeling me.