This post has gone to the birds…
Puns aside, Washington seagulls** are the size of large house cats. They are not to be fucked with. They have little fear of humans and a taste for blood***.
**I assume these are all seagulls. I’m no ornithologist, and I didn’t bring an Audubon guide with me. Womp womp. Bird nerds: feel free to correct me in the comments 🙂
***Or for fish. Just speculating. Probably should do some research…